{"id":581,"date":"2005-05-28T21:39:10","date_gmt":"2005-05-28T21:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.parnes.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2005\/05\/28\/dagens_skmt\/"},"modified":"2005-05-28T21:39:10","modified_gmt":"2005-05-28T21:39:10","slug":"dagens_skmt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/05\/28\/dagens_skmt\/","title":{"rendered":"Dagens sk&auml;mt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Det var en ryss, en amerikan och en svensk som satt p&aring; en bar. De fick<br \/>\nsyn p&aring; en man som liknande Jesus och gick &ouml;ver och fr&aring;gade honom:<br \/>\n&#8211; &Auml;r det verkligen Jesus?<br \/>\n&#8211; Ja, svarade Jesus<br \/>\n&#8211; Oh, sn&auml;lla! sa ryssen, hj&auml;lp mig att bli kvitt min ryggv&auml;rk!<br \/>\nJesus lade handen &ouml;ver ryggen och str&ouml;k honom &ouml;ver det onda och ryssen<br \/>\npustade ut, ingen ryggont l&auml;ngre!<br \/>\n&#8211; Oh sn&auml;lla! sa amerikanen, jag har st&auml;ndig huvudv&auml;rk hj&auml;lp mig sn&auml;lla<br \/>\nJesus!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ja d&aring;, sa Jesus och smekte honom &ouml;ver pannan och vips var<br \/>\nhuvudv&auml;rken borta.<br \/>\nD&auml;refter v&auml;nde sig Jesus till svensken och undrade vad han kunde<br \/>\nhj&auml;lpa honom med varp&aring; svensken svarade:<br \/>\n&#8211; F&ouml;r helvete, r&ouml;r mig inte, jag &auml;r sjukskriven!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Det var en ryss, en amerikan och en svensk som satt p&aring; en bar. De fick syn p&aring; en man som liknande Jesus och gick &ouml;ver och fr&aring;gade honom: &#8211; &Auml;r det verkligen Jesus? &#8211; Ja, svarade Jesus &#8211; Oh, sn&auml;lla! sa ryssen, hj&auml;lp mig att bli kvitt min ryggv&auml;rk! Jesus lade handen &ouml;ver ryggen &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/05\/28\/dagens_skmt\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dagens sk&auml;mt<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drpeppar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}