{"id":212,"date":"2003-07-26T16:35:22","date_gmt":"2003-07-26T16:35:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.parnes.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2003\/07\/26\/from_simpsons\/"},"modified":"2003-07-26T16:35:22","modified_gmt":"2003-07-26T16:35:22","slug":"from_simpsons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/07\/26\/from_simpsons\/","title":{"rendered":"From Simpsons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Lou: I went to the McDonalds over in Shelbyville the other day.<br \/>\nChief Wiggum: The Mc-what?<br \/>\nLou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2000<br \/>\nlocations in this state alone.<br \/>\nEddie: Hmm&#8230;Must&#8217;ve sprung up over night.<br \/>\nLou: But you know, its the little differences.<br \/>\nChief Wiggum: Example?<br \/>\nLou: Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.<br \/>\nChief Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it?<br \/>\nLou: A quarter pounder with cheese.<br \/>\nChief Wiggum: Quarter pounder with cheese&#8230;well I can see the cheese but?<br \/>\nHey, do they have Krusty&#8217;s Partially Gelatinated Gum-Based beverages?<br \/>\nLou: Yeah, they call them &#8216;shakes.&#8217;<br \/>\nEddie: *Pfft* &#8216;Shakes.&#8217; You don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re gettin&#8217;. <\/i><br \/>\n\ud83d\ude42 Thanks Jalle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lou: I went to the McDonalds over in Shelbyville the other day. Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what? Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2000 locations in this state alone. Eddie: Hmm&#8230;Must&#8217;ve sprung up over night. Lou: But you know, its the little differences. Chief Wiggum: Example? Lou: Well &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/07\/26\/from_simpsons\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">From Simpsons<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}