{"id":1163,"date":"2007-02-06T14:43:15","date_gmt":"2007-02-06T14:43:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.parnes.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2007\/02\/06\/livet_baklnges\/"},"modified":"2007-02-06T14:43:15","modified_gmt":"2007-02-06T14:43:15","slug":"livet_baklnges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/02\/06\/livet_baklnges\/","title":{"rendered":"Livet bakl&auml;nges"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>T&auml;nk om man kunde f&aring; leva bakl&auml;nges&#8230;.<br \/>\n1. Man skulle starta med att d&ouml; och f&aring; det &ouml;verst&ouml;kat.<br \/>\n2. S&aring; vaknar man upp p&aring; ett v&aring;rdhem och f&aring;r det b&auml;ttre f&ouml;r varje dag.<br \/>\n3. Man blir piggare och smidigare och till sist &auml;r man f&ouml;r pigg f&ouml;r att<br \/>\nvara d&auml;r, d&aring; f&aring;r man g&aring; ner och ta ut sin pension.<br \/>\n4. Efter ett antal &aring;r b&ouml;rjar man arbeta. P&aring; sin f&ouml;rsta arbetsdag f&aring;r<br \/>\nman en guldklocka.<br \/>\n5. S&aring; arbetar man i 40 &aring;r tills man &auml;r ung nog att dra sig tillbaks<br \/>\nfr&aring;n arbetslivet.<br \/>\n6. Man dricker, festar och har sex<br \/>\noch f&ouml;rbereder sig f&ouml;r att ta en paus.<br \/>\n7. S&aring; b&ouml;rjar man skolan, blir barn igen, leker, har<br \/>\ninga f&ouml;rpliktelser &#8211; tills man &auml;r en baby igen&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n8. De sista 9 m&aring;naderna tillbringas flytande runt i fridfull lyx. D&auml;r<br \/>\n&auml;r centralv&auml;rme, roomservice m.m &#8211;<br \/>\nOch till sist l&auml;mnar man denna v&auml;rlden i en orgasm&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n\/Ok&auml;nd t&auml;nkare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T&auml;nk om man kunde f&aring; leva bakl&auml;nges&#8230;. 1. Man skulle starta med att d&ouml; och f&aring; det &ouml;verst&ouml;kat. 2. S&aring; vaknar man upp p&aring; ett v&aring;rdhem och f&aring;r det b&auml;ttre f&ouml;r varje dag. 3. Man blir piggare och smidigare och till sist &auml;r man f&ouml;r pigg f&ouml;r att vara d&auml;r, d&aring; f&aring;r man g&aring; ner &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/02\/06\/livet_baklnges\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Livet bakl&auml;nges<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drpeppar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parnes.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}